February 2012
386 posts
8 tags
Applying to Target because I love that shit.
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
9 tags
“My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia... →
“My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, “Is that dangerous?” and I go, “Yes, but I like danger”. We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on…
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today. →
wowfunniestposts:
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
this blog is epic
If you believe in Jesus Christ, reblog this. DON'T...
coyodey:
i wanna go to heaven D:
I want to go to heaven. Fuck you.
HEAVEN???!??!?!
dont deny me. D:
I just keep reblogging this . I LOVE YOU JESUS <3 !
omfg these gifs.
I posted this for those of you who think i’m judging you or something I just wanted to see how many notes it would get so no hate ! I LOVE JESUS !
me: i'm so over him
him: hi
me: kidding
