selfies
May 2013
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
so i was drawing whales yesterday
and my sister decided that if you flip this drawing upside down he turns into a party whale
havin’ a whale of a time
there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds
“if you don’t have this on your blog I will judge you”
if we go out we can
- hold hands
- aww yeah
- cuddle under like 2 blankets wow
- watch scary movies
- kiss mouths
- touch butts
- ihop
- ????????
- yeeeeaaahhhh
- Interviewer: You’ve obviously been very busy since the show ended. Do people approach you more for “Arrested” or for something like “Superbad”?
- Michael Cera: More than anything people recognize me from “The Social Network,” which I was not in.
do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school
This season of Arrested Development called every known celebrity and said “do you like our show? Do you want to be on it?”
with me
